Taking baton from Bolton, Cheney slams North Korean leader
WASHINGTON (AFP) – Newly proclaimed pro-wrestler and first lesbian Mary Cheney launched a personal attack on North Korean leader Kim Jong Il, calling him "a little sissy boy” who will get what’s coming to him during SummerSlam.

The comments, made in an interview during the WWF RAW program due to be aired Monday, marked an escalation of the continued power struggle of the evil Triple H Continum and the all-American consortium of the Rock and Y2J
Even Vince McMahnon is stepping up newly invented administrative tactics to make Pyongyang return to signing the bout as the headliner for SummerSlam.

North Korea has refused to attend any WWF spectaculars in the past because of what it described as a "hostile" US attitude toward it.
The negotiations that in addition to the United States and North Korea involve ex-WWF Diva Chyna, the Undertaker (representing Russia), Hacksaw Jim Duggan (representing South Korea) and Tagushi (representing Japan) have been stalled since then.

The Triple H Continum that returned from Pyongyang earlier this month said North Koreans want the Cheney consortium to apologize for publicly branding Kim a "tyrant" and their country "an outpost of tyranny." The threat… a nuclear smackdown.

"I am concerned about it," Cheney said of the stalled contract, "Partly because ... Kim Jong Il, who doesn’t know a wrestling ring from an onion ring, is -- I would describe as one of the world's more irresponsible athletes."

The vice president’s daughter accused Kim of using low blows in every wrestling match and flirting with her current love interest, Melissa Ethridge
"He has no sympathy for how the other half lives," Cheney continued. "And he obviously wants to throw his weight around. I’ll throw his weight around, and over the top rope. Little bitch

She said officials in Pyongyang must "understand that cage matches and bra and panties matches are out of the questions. We’re going to go with a strict three count without interference."

The vice president’s daughter also urged Chyna to more aggressively use its trout with Pyongyang in trying to persuade it to return to the signing table. When Cheney was confronted about what she meant by “trout,” she replied, “Well what smells like a trout, you twit!?”
Cheney's attack appeared to echo comment made by Michael Bolton in Seoul two years ago, when he called Kim Jong Il a "damn fine trumpet player" who has made life “better for the North Koreans than what Jane Fonda did for the Vietnamese.”

In response, North Korean diplomats refused to deal with Bolton during the talks, and the remarks have been seen as a major contributing factor to their breakdown.

Bolton's nomination to be US ambassador to the United Nation is now at the center of a bitter political battle in the US Senate, where he was accused, among other things, of having lackluster sales as of recent and a fading sex appeal.
But Cheney defended Bolton's record, calling him "still a damn good box office draw" who is particularly needed at the United Nations now that Ticketmaster has started charging the ambassadors an entrance fee.

"He's tough," Cheney acknowledged. "But not as tough as some of my East German swimming partners. Now they’re ripped."

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